I could be zoning out or maybe it really does take 6 hours to edit 8 minutes of video. All my video artists/ friends spent hours and hours working through their works.
Whatever. At least my two versions of Kink on a Budget are done. Here enjoy this Ministry video by H-GUN during my silent parts.
My skills have been sitting on ice so long that I am shamed and now have a ton of catching up to do.
I probably could do a better job with some sleep and a house keeper.
The first thing I wanted to know when I started my blog was who in the Hell are these Icanhascheezburger people. When I first started my blog, the lol cat was always on the first page at wordpress. I was pondering why so many people comment on their kitten photos! It took a while before I realized that readers were able to add their own pics. Actually I know that this is now the case as Icanhascheezburger has since moved to their own domain. They allow for you to make your own funny kitten picture and have currently branched into funny ferrets photos too. Ahh the simple life of sharing on the internet!
Today while searching for an answer about changing the dimensions of a video I ran across this ICANHASCHEEZBURGER video with Ben Huh. It is weird that there are so many Hatah comments following the video since we all know the development has been a huge success.
There’s a huge gap between what we know and what we need to know to stay afloat during these tough economic times. The city of Chicago recently gave out about 250 pink slips on city jobs. There had been
an ongoing myth that if you were lucky enough to get City Employment your job would be safe and always secure. Not true. All jobs are at risk. Except people who love making cat jokes at Icanhascheezeburger!
Everyone wishes that the could think of some great idea that would drive traffic to their website.
Since really dumb things seem to get tons of traffic on the internet- here is a very silly video of Mystery Mika in a tight pink slip listening to a geek on the internet talk about his success. I am eating a very hot pepper and just being the miltf next door.
Mystery Mika has been very busy over at Pantyhaven attempting to upload at least 2 real videos a week. The work load has run me into the ground. Perhaps I’ve lost part of my mind and needed to just let my hair get tangled. All alone, I am constantly sorting material and trying to keep up the demands of being an internet hottie.
Several times I have run into tech problems because I really don’t know a damn thing about computers or dealing with video files.
For me twitter has been a life jacket in a sea of blood thirsty alligators. Everyone wants a blow job for any help that they can offer me- except my twitter followers. Unfortunately that is not a figure of speech!
If it were not for the geeks at Twitterverse I’d would have given up my dreams of directing and uploading entertainment a long time ago. Mystery Mika is living proof that if you type around a geek somewhere will be happy to answer a technical question without expecting oral manipulation afterwards.
What can I say? The internet has ruined it for the pimps!
Well Summer is just about over. Mystery Mika has been having a great time at Pantyhose Haven but is looking forward to a nice Autumn of taking my Show on the road. Pantyhose Haven may be slowing down. There will only be one Pantyhose video added each week or when I’m motivated.
The good news is that Mystery Mika will be coming to a Beauty Shop near you offering several treats!
The Hair documentation on my somewhat mainstream and low key youtube channel is attracting more views per day than any other thing that I have going. Hair Care and Hair Style is a popular subject which makes me optimistic about taking this Hair matter a step further.
Keep up to date with my Salon Features by subscribing to my youtube channel. I will be documenting special occasion, streaking, frosting , conditioning, relaxer hair processes.
One funny thing that I’ve noticed during my time behind the camera at the Salon is that Fetish does not escape the Beauty Salon. People have fetishes around Rollers and Capes to start. So not to leave any group out Mystery Mika will purposely strike a pose-
I received this email yesterday from a ’slave’.
Dear Mistress Paris,
I am forever in your debt as it is, Your beauty and presence alone gives me an ache in my loins that runs several souls deep but I dare to bother you with this request anyhow.
Will you please take a bubble bath in your pantyhose and post it on your Pantyhose Haven website.
Today I joined the ranks of many Americans who recently began their ‘unemployment endentureship’. I lost my job today. I can no longer afford my wife or my mortgage. I can live with that but what I can’t live with is no longer being able to afford you. If there is any hope what so ever that you may find a use for a jobless pantyhose slob like myself – I would do anything to be in your graces again.
God be with me.
I am staring down the barrel of a shotgun.
I’ve considered tampering with my brake line at least then as I go over the bridge my wife could get insurance but that would not do you any good.
Mistress please, give me hope
I am a mere Brooklyn Beast with a fetish for your Epic Black Hole
Stroke your long strong legs with coffee nylons and rub them with soap. Dedicate it to me and my hardship. Please take a bath and commit me as your drowning victim.
One last thing, Mistress release me- it is the best way to end it… I am within the clutches of the Noddy Princess J- You can negotiate for my body parts later. For now, I can work for my boss under the table for cash
She uses her teeth too much and I’ll have to hide her phone but she’ll buy me drinks.
In the cruelest way possible she told me that she would never sign another check. Everything that was happening was my fault… Sales are down because of me. People don’t come in as often for meat because my cases aren’t a good display. I’m worthless and should never had been making 28 dollars an hour in the first place!
I deserve my fate. My wife should leave me and I should loose my house. I only gave that job 16 years.
At 44 what can I do put pull the trigger
unless you have mercy on me-Dear Mistress
Sincerely Slave John
Are your legs cramped under that office chair? Well since I’m trying to keep Pantyhose Haven from getting flagged for being too naughty- I added this Office Chrissy Moran in Pantyhose heeerre Hehe.
This is a treat for Mystery Mika’s loyal readers!
There are many many many men in strip bars that I’ve had the pleasure of over hearing Broke Back Mountain Jokes from. Listening to men hang out with each other has changed my opinion- not only on how men think, but how they feel.
I don’t get the feeling that straight men are as homophobic as they act around their girlfriends or wives. I think they just act that way to make their female partners feel secure.
Men like to tease each other about Sex. Unlike grown women, Men like being with each other.
Fact, I hear far more men on men jokes than I hear guy on girl jokes. Maybe there are equal amounts of wise cracks aimed at both sexes but the guy to guy sex jokes stand out more. It could be that I have been dancing so long that I’ve become numb to things said in reference to men having sex with a woman…
It could be that men who go to strip bars are just a different breed.
I’m not saying that all men are sorta gay in a way but it does seem to me that every since that Broke Back movie came out- men have gotten more comfortable making jokes about giving some love to their male friends.
Men hug more. Men around me kiss each other on the neck more often.
In spite of the war, Maybe America is becoming a gentler nation.
I think Jonny McGovern should run for office… He can sing like Elvis if he wants to.
Mystery Mika would know, we performed together at Surf Reality on the Lower East side of New York almost a decade ago. Personally I really enjoy his singing voice. I probably would have dated him on that harmony skill alone- if he wasn’t so gay. Here wait let Jonny sing it to you- he’s a fuc@%&! Genuis. Showgirls, Songwriters, Singers can you touch this? Watch it and Praise. Kiss the ground He walks on for setting you straight about Men.
ah here’s some more of Jonny McGovern, this time with a little attitude. He was taking it easy in the first few videos.
See what happens when I write allllllllll night. I find something in my memories you can feel.
Now go buy one of my damn t shirts by Soul Sacrifice. Get something for the Dog in your House while you’re at IT
Do you hate strippers? Do you suspect your boyfriend or husband of hanging out in strip bars when he should be spending quality time with you? Do you feel as if Strippers should find some better solution to their economics woes. Do you think that this behavior is really Soul Sacrifice?
Do you think it is fine time for Soul evolution. Would you like to see a sexy brain at work instead of tits and ass? Here’s some wanna be stripper revenge!
Excuse me, Certain content is banned because decent society needs protection from Bikini Abuse and Misuse! Here’s a little revenge.
If you really HATE Stripper- poke some fun and EM BED this video!
This has been a Soul Sacrifice Public Service Announcement by Mystery Mika
Naughty Nurse Mika
25 10 2008Make me a offer I can’t refuse.
If you have a temperature I’ll take it!
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