So You or Somebody you knows is either in love with a stripper or daydreams about looking like one. Call Momma Mika. I nurse trainies this seems to me, to be an epidemic.
Thanks to the low rider fashion trend, I’ve seen a lot of booty crack…
Jonnie come lately?
At the toddlers class new mom bends over and wow fleshy booty crack.
On the curb, sitter drops a straw outside the Starbucks bends over and wooo good golly another blast of ass with the sweet smell of espresso
I guess girls want to wear the jeans and don’t realize that if they don’t put on a thong with the low riding jeans then they are bending over and giving a free show. Even with the thong showing guys, are getting excited and it is still a free show. It is innocent regular Annie attempt at trying to be sexy… trying to stay in control.
Annie is saying with her untoned cheeks squishing, honey stay home don’t go to the club, see what I got… eye candy just like those strippers you paying!
naw baby, it still ain’t looking professional or cute… you just look half naked and attention starved. For you, it ain’t even about trying to make some money- you just want any man to loose his eye balls inside your butt that is spilling out.
Brother Man, on the radio was complaining how hard it is for him in church. Man said that it is getting aroused while he is trying to concentrate on the Sermon because in Church these days girls are pushing their titties up like the men should stick their tithe in their dress made titty slot. Wearing the stripper look to Church? Oh my! Now you know that ain’t lady like.
I know how regular Ann adds it all up:
First of, regular Ann has a hectic life with being a soccer mom- dropping off and picking up kids or doing that 9-5 job thang. She doesn’t have time to study fashion- she just shops off the rack which is okay.
at Old Navy, the Gap or the dollar store. It is quick and easy to find a cute top and trendy jeans but not get advice on what really suits their figure.
Back in the day when I was a salesgirl at the Merry- Go- Round in Evergreen Plaza on 95th street, we worked out to piece together a hot look for our customers. I started out as a holiday assistant to a top salesgirl and worked my way up becoming a top salesgirl. It was like you were shopping at a high end boutique and not a mall. These days high end boutiques are in malls.
The service uuuuuuuh. Sucks unless you are in Gucci.
Now Sisters who are reading this I’m not saying that you are slow- it’s just that ain’t nobody ever took the time to explain it too you like Momma Mika. Don’t hate just pull up yo pants! Put a safty pin in your blouse.
Honey child listen to my words- Men are getting distracted, looking and getting off- there’s no need to be walking the streets giving up a free show! If you want attention, get paid. Most clubs will let you work one day a week. By then Ann, you will be glad to put on some clothes while in the street. Otherwise wear clothes to suit were you are going.
Personally, I rather relax outside of the club. If all eyes are still on me that is because I splash color and use timeless vintage accents. If it is done right, people will look and enjoy. Building self esteem, by dressing in fashion is not a new concept. However, compliments come from every angle and serve the same purpose without showing your ass crack and embarrassing your children. Boys 10, 12 are old enough to know when their momma looks like a slut. Nobody wants their friends looking at their momma’s ass!
For serious occasions, my favorite style of dress is Jackie O. When I thrift shop. I look for anything that I think that she would have worn. I like to look like a respectable lady when I am in the streets with my children.
Yesterday, I said goodbye to my mentor Carl Wright and wore my version of Jackie O. to the services. I was so sad to see that showman go. There is never enough time to learn all there is to learn from a mentor. I will do a separate blog about Mr. Carl Wright whom I loved like family. I’m just making an example here.
Anyway back to my trash talking.
The other day I went under the bridge into Skyscraper Heels on Belmont and got a lovely view of an ordinary Sue before any drag art.
She didn’t wear it out and it was quiet as she walked out of the shop
cough, nobody sees you creeping or expects a vixen to power up
Maybe she is like me a dancer soon to be hot phone sex operator. My 900-787-6642 line is ready for more sizzling phone sex all
on the floor
Imagine me using pigtails as I walk on your back
hold on I got some more, it sounds better when I read this
popping out of those dark places
meet her in the shadows
She drives her body in the daylight like a plain Jane
Jane works a cashier in the grocery store check out
After all her hard work she wants to play hard
Everybody is a star in this comic book
Ordinary Sue daydreams about being tall
In a vanilla hot black bitch kinda way
wearing a custom shoe maybe poka dots
Her inner bedroom pussycat doll spied a way to blossom
So she went to talk to Gary on Skyscraper Heel
and like a fairy godfather he knew exactly what to do
I said Papa, you mean to tell me that sweet woman is a rollin stone
and wanted a pair of stripper shoes?
Well he said with a smile, like tony tiger baby spider sit down beside her kinda way
in the right make up and a little attitude- hell yeah!
Anybody can become a star
to apply this to your way of thinking call me
talk and tip momma $20 so she keep turning you on some real shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
It is loud and divine coming to you live from
wild wild west side
put your left foot out
and jump pp p
cha cha ha
turn to the right
wiggle it and call so that I can tell you to stretch it out
house wives learn how to give a strip show at home
walk it out.
shake yo booty to the phone
I’ll have you stripping and yo man tripping on how
beautiful you are
the neighbors will be shaking talking about the naked broom against the wall
want you gonna do?
think you can handle it
do it if you want
call me now or tomorrow
do it some more
This is for you and your man in your bedroom baby!