Save a Horse

3 08 2007


Elvis’ farm is up for sale. Is there anyone out there who would like to see me bareback on a Curly? The ebay auction block for the farm says 3,700,000.00 but I bet if you told the guy that your buying it for me he would take a cool 3,000,000.

ahhh, I would sit back and enjoy nature, work the land in a thin cotton prairre dress, hire a good photographer to take movies of me running naked among the newly planted trees.

Is there a millionaire out there who wants to help me get off this Chicago west side porch?

I pour smoothies really slowl! If you love Mika hit my Fan Club button!




One response

5 08 2007

nice smoothie pouring, be careful you do not hit the grill.

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