Elvis’ farm is up for sale. Is there anyone out there who would like to see me bareback on a Curly? The ebay auction block for the farm says 3,700,000.00 but I bet if you told the guy that your buying it for me he would take a cool 3,000,000.
ahhh, I would sit back and enjoy nature, work the land in a thin cotton prairre dress, hire a good photographer to take movies of me running naked among the newly planted trees.
Is there a millionaire out there who wants to help me get off this Chicago west side porch?
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