Pancakes and Porn

22 08 2007

It’s harder and harder out here for a pimp! In Grand Rapids the billboard for the XXXChurch.com is attracting more and more media coverage. It is the absolute perfect gimmick to capture the interest of men with money who want to be publicly humiliated for their short skirt, little thong, big titty appetite.

So many men would rather be voyeurs over their computers than tricks in an alley way. Well maybe they are tricking off just as much by reading, watching and talking about the fact that they like to read and watch porn.

The set up is perfect, the Dominatrix is being replaced by this Gross Minister who I bet can tell the naughty boys all that will happen in this world and the next if they continue on the road that they are on- digesting porn.

I wonder what sort of donations he is getting?

Well I say to the Housewives and Girlfriends offer up your own Porn and Pancake breakfast!

Men love to eat almost as much as they love to F*****k

Dress up for breakfast with your man and let him design his meal.

What can they say to that?

I find that my man mellows over a good home cooked meal.

Comfort food may not move along the colon very fast but it does make a man feel loved and special. Mix that in with a French maid outfit and well all that is left is to pump up the Volume.

Let’s review:

Pancakes – in this case Aunt Jemimah will do, the fluffier the better.

Smile, Nod Yes. Don’t use mealtime to complain and nag.

Now Housewives and Girlfriends you are off to a great start to acting like a Stripper for your man!

ahhhhhh Hell I need to go paint something Naughty. 


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