Day 2 of walking with the Porno Cookie Goodie Tray went very well. When I say well I mean the girls had fun and the guys had fun watching the girls have fun.
The biggest hit was the cookies shaped like Vaginae. I formed fat vaginae, wide open vaginae, big clit vaginae and floppy lip vaginae.
Blooming artistically with vagina sculpture, I will revisit Georgia O’keefe and study how that painter made eloquent creases and folds.
Even men who are horned out often refer to a pussy as a flower.
Some flowering vagina cookies will be nude for those that request that I not roll their porno cookie in powdered sugar.
The best thing about the Goodie Tray is that it speaks for itself.
The delicate, crispy, miniature, organic shapes assist the ladies who have a difficult time starting a conversation.
All the lady needs to do is grab a cookie and start licking. The flicking of the tongue is intuitive.
I noticed that each dancer had a unique lick pace-I assumed that she was licking my cookie at the speed that she liked to be stroked for pleasure.
The entire experience made a snowy afternoon more intriguing…
until we ran out of Vagina Cookies
The Cock and Ball Cookies were not as much fun.
Perhaps the men should lick those?
For now, it seems as though I’ve found a G spot.
Momma has finally figured out how to get the naughty dancers to do some real performance.
The new Mika Vagina dialogue was like sketchy word jazz. Only the vets knew exactly how and when to stop licking and add robust words that grabbed the customer’s imagination.
One girl exclaimed: I ate cooochie today for the first time!
A guy sitting on a bar stool said with a genuine grin : And we all watched!
The club atmosphere is better for everyone when the ladies put their creativity to use to express themselves sexually.
It is a team effort. Now buy a t shirt so that I can get some more Sugar to lightly dust my fat vagina cookie. If you purchase 5 items from the store leave your comment with this post and I will contact you and send you an autographed print of the above line drawing for FREE!