Moments from Anarchy #1

8 08 2008

I received this email yesterday from a ‘slave’.

Dear Mistress Paris,

I am forever in your debt as it is, Your beauty and presence alone gives me an ache in my loins that runs several souls deep but I dare to bother you with this request anyhow.

Will you please take a bubble bath in your pantyhose and post it on your Pantyhose Haven website.

Today I joined the ranks of many Americans who recently began their ‘unemployment endentureship’. I lost my job today. I can no longer afford my wife or my mortgage. I can live with that but what I can’t live with is no longer being able to afford you. If there is any hope what so ever that you may find a use for a jobless pantyhose slob like myself – I would do anything to be in your graces again.

God be with me.

I am staring down the barrel of a shotgun.

I’ve considered tampering with my brake line at least then as I go over the bridge my wife could get insurance but that would not do you any good.

Mistress please, give me hope

I am a mere Brooklyn Beast with a fetish for your Epic Black Hole

Stroke your long strong legs with coffee nylons and rub them with soap. Dedicate it to me and my hardship. Please take a bath and commit me as your drowning victim.

One last thing, Mistress release me- it is the best way to end it… I am within the clutches of the Noddy Princess J- You can negotiate for my body parts later. For now, I can work for my boss under the table for cash

She uses her teeth too much and I’ll have to hide her phone but she’ll buy me drinks.

In the cruelest way possible she told me that she would never sign another check. Everything that was happening was my fault… Sales are down because of me. People don’t come in as often for meat because my cases aren’t a good display. I’m worthless and should never had been making 28 dollars an hour in the first place!

I deserve my fate. My wife should leave me and I should loose my house. I only gave that job 16 years.

At 44 what can I do put pull the trigger

unless you have mercy on me-Dear Mistress

Sincerely Slave John