Make me a offer I can’t refuse.
If you have a temperature I’ll take it!
Make me a offer I can’t refuse.
If you have a temperature I’ll take it!
I could be zoning out or maybe it really does take 6 hours to edit 8 minutes of video. All my video artists/ friends spent hours and hours working through their works.
Whatever. At least my two versions of Kink on a Budget are done. Here enjoy this Ministry video by H-GUN during my silent parts.
My skills have been sitting on ice so long that I am shamed and now have a ton of catching up to do.
I probably could do a better job with some sleep and a house keeper.
The first thing I wanted to know when I started my blog was who in the Hell are these Icanhascheezburger people. When I first started my blog, the lol cat was always on the first page at wordpress. I was pondering why so many people comment on their kitten photos! It took a while before I realized that readers were able to add their own pics. Actually I know that this is now the case as Icanhascheezburger has since moved to their own domain. They allow for you to make your own funny kitten picture and have currently branched into funny ferrets photos too. Ahh the simple life of sharing on the internet!
Today while searching for an answer about changing the dimensions of a video I ran across this ICANHASCHEEZBURGER video with Ben Huh. It is weird that there are so many Hatah comments following the video since we all know the development has been a huge success.
There’s a huge gap between what we know and what we need to know to stay afloat during these tough economic times. The city of Chicago recently gave out about 250 pink slips on city jobs. There had been
an ongoing myth that if you were lucky enough to get City Employment your job would be safe and always secure. Not true. All jobs are at risk. Except people who love making cat jokes at Icanhascheezeburger!
Everyone wishes that the could think of some great idea that would drive traffic to their website.
Since really dumb things seem to get tons of traffic on the internet- here is a very silly video of Mystery Mika in a tight pink slip listening to a geek on the internet talk about his success. I am eating a very hot pepper and just being the miltf next door.
Mystery Mika has been very busy over at Pantyhaven attempting to upload at least 2 real videos a week. The work load has run me into the ground. Perhaps I’ve lost part of my mind and needed to just let my hair get tangled. All alone, I am constantly sorting material and trying to keep up the demands of being an internet hottie.
Several times I have run into tech problems because I really don’t know a damn thing about computers or dealing with video files.
For me twitter has been a life jacket in a sea of blood thirsty alligators. Everyone wants a blow job for any help that they can offer me- except my twitter followers. Unfortunately that is not a figure of speech!
If it were not for the geeks at Twitterverse I’d would have given up my dreams of directing and uploading entertainment a long time ago. Mystery Mika is living proof that if you type around a geek somewhere will be happy to answer a technical question without expecting oral manipulation afterwards.
What can I say? The internet has ruined it for the pimps!
Well Summer is just about over. Mystery Mika has been having a great time at Pantyhose Haven but is looking forward to a nice Autumn of taking my Show on the road. Pantyhose Haven may be slowing down. There will only be one Pantyhose video added each week or when I’m motivated.
The good news is that Mystery Mika will be coming to a Beauty Shop near you offering several treats!
The Hair documentation on my somewhat mainstream and low key youtube channel is attracting more views per day than any other thing that I have going. Hair Care and Hair Style is a popular subject which makes me optimistic about taking this Hair matter a step further.
Keep up to date with my Salon Features by subscribing to my youtube channel. I will be documenting special occasion, streaking, frosting , conditioning, relaxer hair processes.
One funny thing that I’ve noticed during my time behind the camera at the Salon is that Fetish does not escape the Beauty Salon. People have fetishes around Rollers and Capes to start. So not to leave any group out Mystery Mika will purposely strike a pose-
I received this email yesterday from a ‘slave’.
Dear Mistress Paris,
I am forever in your debt as it is, Your beauty and presence alone gives me an ache in my loins that runs several souls deep but I dare to bother you with this request anyhow.
Will you please take a bubble bath in your pantyhose and post it on your Pantyhose Haven website.
Today I joined the ranks of many Americans who recently began their ‘unemployment endentureship’. I lost my job today. I can no longer afford my wife or my mortgage. I can live with that but what I can’t live with is no longer being able to afford you. If there is any hope what so ever that you may find a use for a jobless pantyhose slob like myself – I would do anything to be in your graces again.
God be with me.
I am staring down the barrel of a shotgun.
I’ve considered tampering with my brake line at least then as I go over the bridge my wife could get insurance but that would not do you any good.
Mistress please, give me hope
I am a mere Brooklyn Beast with a fetish for your Epic Black Hole
Stroke your long strong legs with coffee nylons and rub them with soap. Dedicate it to me and my hardship. Please take a bath and commit me as your drowning victim.
One last thing, Mistress release me- it is the best way to end it… I am within the clutches of the Noddy Princess J- You can negotiate for my body parts later. For now, I can work for my boss under the table for cash
She uses her teeth too much and I’ll have to hide her phone but she’ll buy me drinks.
In the cruelest way possible she told me that she would never sign another check. Everything that was happening was my fault… Sales are down because of me. People don’t come in as often for meat because my cases aren’t a good display. I’m worthless and should never had been making 28 dollars an hour in the first place!
I deserve my fate. My wife should leave me and I should loose my house. I only gave that job 16 years.
At 44 what can I do put pull the trigger
unless you have mercy on me-Dear Mistress
Sincerely Slave John
Now that I’m switching to online sexy activities, I’ve become a student again. Regardless of being comfortable in front of a LIVE audience filming an amateur video is challenging.
Many gentlemen club goers don’t get a rush from watching women on the computer and will walk away from the screen no matter what celebrity chick is grinding. Shockingly, a guy lost interest in Kelly Ripa’s Air Stocking Show immediately.
I’ve learned to expect negative feedback to my precious collection of sensual sexy videos.
The fact is however- more and more women are offering sexy flashes of their lives online. Some are selling products others are outrageous exhibitionists. Whatever the case may be Mystery Mika has become a student out what raids the bank account by driving the male senses mad online.
Here is one of Mystery Mika’s youtube choices. This is Miss jacquelina7152 She submits from Australia
For the record- Australia knows how to throw an after game Party
Well while I’m at it here’s something for Ladies who love Rugby a lot of man in their life
Are your legs cramped under that office chair? Well since I’m trying to keep Pantyhose Haven from getting flagged for being too naughty- I added this Office Chrissy Moran in Pantyhose heeerre Hehe.
This is a treat for Mystery Mika’s loyal readers!